Today I put a spell on somebody. It was quite fun actually. I must admit, it was pretty mean. But hey, it was fun. Don't worry she had it coming to her.
So what kind of spell was it you might inquire? A creepy one of course. After all, those are the best kind.
This is what I did. I was standing behind her and I told her she had something in her hair; like a piece of cotton or lint. "Oh will you pull it out please?"
Of course I said; with the biggest smile on my face. Little did she know all I did was pull out one of her hair follicles. Hey I needed it! I needed it to make the potion!
So I have one of her hair follicles. A pen from her desk, a old bird's feather, a chicken bone and a bottle of olive oil. I boiled it. And then set the rest of the contents on fire in my back yard. I spoke a magic spell over it and then wallah !!! My spell was born!!!
Haa! haa! So now whats going to happen to this girl you might ask? Let's just say, the next time she gets ready to eat. She'll have a pair of eyes staring back at her.
Haa!! haa!
Man I just love being a witch!!
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